Meet the Mason-Dixon Roller Vixens
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Fanny HarmHer #-1 Captain Bio: Coming Soon |
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Cy Kosis #86 Co-Captain Business Director Bio: Coming Soon |
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Lucretia McEvil #22 Finance Director Joined: June 2007 Position(s): Pivot, Blocker First Bout: Rock N' Roller Derby (Fall 2007) Past Injuries: Torn AC joint and a broken ankle Age/Birthday: June 20th Likes: Your mom, my dedicated teammates, the sound of skin on a rink floor followed by the roar of the crowd, bustin' a move on my toestops, when a plan comes together, rink rash, and skaters that play fair. Dislikes: Injuries, cheap shots, elbows, disrespect, crappy floors, crappy refs, and expensive beer at bouts. Fun Fact: Roller derby saved my soul. Quote: "Sorry about your face." If my life had a theme song, it would be: "Lucretia McEvil" by Blood, Sweat, and Tears Wheels: D-Rods Skates: Riedell 265s Gear I Can't Live Without: Neoprene socks, TSG Force II knee pads, and my custom Gladiator mouthguard |
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Liz Dexic #13 PR/Marketing Director Joined: 2007 Position(s): Blocker, Jammer, wherever I need to be! First Bout: 2007. Inspiration for name: eye kan't spell Past Injuries: ruptured hamstring, wheels in bad areas, various purple and green bruises and a few fat lips Age/Birthday: March 8th, and old enough to know better! Likes: leg warmers, my skates, close scoring bouts, playing derby! 80's metal, rockabilly, and banjos, and making awesome things Dislikes: spelling and punctiation, dirty players, dirty rink floors, the fact that a bout is only an hour Fun Fact: I top out at 5' 1" on skates Quote: "THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE NICE THINGS" If my life had a theme song, it would be: "whole lotta baby" by Reverend Horton Heat Wheels: Heartless Stalkers and Chasers Skates: Riedell 265s WHITE SKATE CLUB! Gear I Can't Live Without: tights, my skates, and a helmet helps. |
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Poli G. Gammi #>2 Bout Maintenance Coordinator Bio: Coming Soon |
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Bite-Size Bruiser #77 Bout Production Joined: March 2009 Position(s): Jammer/Blocker First Bout: September 12, 2009 Inspiration for name: I'm little and my bony hips and shoulders leave marks. Past Injuries: Fractured clavicle Age/Birthday: 20 Likes: sushi, cats and skating fast! Dislikes: being injured Fun Fact: I can out-burp your father. Quote: *burp* If my life had a theme song, it would be.....I'll let you decide that one. Wheels: Atom Omegas Skates: Riedell R3 Gear I Can't Live Without: All of it! |
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ThrashQuatch #1978 Art/Media Director Joined: May 09 Position: Which ever position they throw me into. First Bout: Sept 12, 2009 Inspiration for name: Liz Dexic is the derby name master. Past Injuries: bruised tailbone, busted up shin, mild concussion Age: Old enough to drink...? Likes: skating, puppies, unicorns, my kids, my dog, animals, photography, design, good music and your mom. And I like to get sh*t done. Dislikes: not skating, most humans, morons, idiots, religion, crappy music, lazy people, people who are mean to animals. Fun Fact: I'm an a-hole and lovable at the same time. If my life had a theme song, it would be...I'll have to get back to you on that one. Wheels: Atom G-Rods Skates: Riedell 265, DynaPro plates, REDS baby! Gear I can't live without: All of it? I'd probably be pretty busted up without it, right? |
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Poison Princess #88 Bio: Coming Soon |
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Pink Medusa #306 Hospitality Coordinator Fresh Meat/Recruitment Committee Joined: Apr 09 Position(s): All! First Bout: Spanksgiving November 09 Inspiration for Name: I love greek mythology..and the color pink! Past Injuries: Bruised Tailbone Age/Birthday: 24 yrs old/august Likes: chihuahuas, hello kitty, chococat, playing piano, annoying my boyfriend ;P Dislikes:mayonnaise, tomatoes, waking up early Fun Fact: I'd never been on quads before I joined! Quote: the strawberry shortcut! Wheels: Atom G-rods Skates: Riedell R3 Gear I Can't Live Without: wrist guards! gotta protect my delicate wrists! |
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Switchbladie #67 Community Outreach/Vendor Coordinator Fundraising Committee Name: Robyn Wiegand (byn for short) Joined: March 2009 Position(s): blocker First Bout: MDRV Season Opener March 7th 2010 Inspiration for name: My favorite Band is Switchblade Symphony and their fans are called Switchbladies Past Injuries: multiple ankle injuries Age/Birthday: 24-nov 12 1985 Likes: draq queens,animals,antique keys,abe lincoln, my dog penny, broseph, fashion Dislikes: peeing my pants, meat, animal cruelty,stupid people, scary movies Fun Fact: i was born without the ability to smell things. so sorry in advance if i smell cause i cant smell my self! Quote: "tell her shes pretty or she will cut you" If my life had a theme song, it would be..... Sleep by Switchblade Symphony Wheels:currently g-rods Skates: r3s Gear I Can't Live Without: everything! but knee pads the most! |
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Hatchet Face #5366 Hospitality Committee Joined: May 09
Position: Blocker or Pivot First Bout: November 21st 09 as a borrowed skater with Chemical Valley Roller Girls. My first bout with my team was December 6th 09 Seasons Beatings Inspiration for name: The movie Cry Baby Past Injuries: Wicked bad rink rash and some other minor bumps and bruises Age: Mental age or in years? Likes: Watching movies, Making left hand turns, my kiddies, knee socks, hitting girls on skates, music, beer and many other things Dislikes: Clowns, jerks, not skating, letting jammers through the pack Fun Fact: I have a freckle on my inner left eyelid Quote: DO NOT LET HER THROUGH!!!!
If my life had a theme song, it would be... Gee I have no clue pick one Wheels: round Skates: Riedell 265 Gear I can't live without: My head rag and all the other very necessary equipment |
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Lezzielou #5 Fresh Meat/Recruitment Committee Bio: Coming Soon |
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Little Debbie Disaster #1.09 Fundraising Committee Bio: Coming Soon |
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Kitti Whip'd #76 Bio: Coming Soon |
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Hollidaze #8 Promotions Committee Bio: Coming Soon |
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India Tango #4 Merch Coordinator Bio: Coming Soon |
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Cha Cha Boom #456 Promotions Committee Bio: Coming Soon |
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Anita Cerveza #12 (formerly Tinkerbelch) Fresh Meat/Recruitment Committee Joined: June 2007 originally...and like a bad penny I'm back again in Jan 2010 Position(s): Wherever I can help my team First Bout: Rock N' Roller Derby (Fall 2007) Inspiration for name: What can I say, I'm a thirsty beetch (and part Hispanic) Past Injuries: No ACL in my L knee; life is hard but you find a way when you love your sports! Age/Birthday: "halfway to 70" / Nov 6 1974 Likes: Catnaps, rules that actually make SENSE, homemade guacamole, pomegranate arils, fresh garlic, quality cheeses, and any kind of BBQ: pulled pork, ribs, smoked brisket... (<drool>). Dislikes: Arthritis(!), chipper morning people, bullies, rules that are STUPID, cheap american milk chocolate (that is NOT chocolate, people). Fun Fact: I can skate way better CLOCKWISE; I have played soccer for 30+ years (4 yrs of NCAA in college), still play 2x a week year round and coach a local college team. Quote: "It is what it is." If my life had a theme song, it would be... "99 bottles of beer on the wall" Wheels: I prefer 8 of them. Usually. Skates: Riedell 265s (with thick hockey laces that don't break so easily) Gear I Can't Live Without: My ACL knee brace, Pro-Designed kneepads (one custom-built to fit my ACL brace, Thx Wild Bill!), an industrial-strength sportsbra (to prevent any possibility of "National Geographic boobies" later in life), and a large bottle of Advil. |
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Groper Cleavage #infinity Head Coach |
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Hellvis Presley Ref Bio: Coming Soon |
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Serial Kilter Ref Joined: June 2009 Position(s): Referee First Bout: NSO - June 2009, Skating Ref - October 2009 Inspiration for name: I wear a Kilt and I am not all there sometimes Past Injuries: None so far Age/Birthday: Thirty something/The longest day of the year. Likes: Derby, Sportsmen ship, friends, kilts, lycanthropy, and Rum. Dislikes: Drama and being out of Rum Fun Fact: If you know one about me let me know. Quote: Buaidh - No - Bas Wheels: The ones that came with my skates, not sure what kind. Skates: Rebel Fugitive Gear I Can't Live Without: My whistle and My Kilt |
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Hairball Ref Name: Hairball Joined: May 2009 Position(s): Just about every NSO position. :) First Bout: May, 2009 Inspiration for name: High school nickname based on my last name. Past Injuries: Broke my tail bone on ice. Age/Birthday: 33/September 3. Likes: Derby, computers, spending time with my son. Dislikes: Prejudice. Fun Fact: I can "turn off" my sense of smell. Quote: "An object at rest cannot be stopped!" Wheels: Radar flatouts. Skates: Riedell Vixen. Gear I Can't Live Without: Good kneepads. |
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Broseph Stalin Ref Joined: September 2009 Position: Referee Inspiration for name: The internet and the obvious. Likes: Anything to do with computers, video-gaming, anime, art, history, intellectual conversation and arguments, satire. Dislikes: Drama, inexorable and vacuous people, politics, all types of narcissism. Wheels: Hyper Witch Doctor Speed Wheels Skates: Riedell R3 |
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Mrs. Sluttersworth #304 Joined: July 8, 2008 Position(s): Blocker First Bout: Cruise-In for a Bruisin' August 9, 2009 Inspiration for name: Harpers Ferry, WV Past Injuries: 2 broken tailbones, and a bruised spine. Age/Birthday: Cinco de Mayo, Year of the Bicentennial Likes: red velvet cake, Adobe Illustrator, family, orange, and German cars Dislikes: algebra, broken tailbones, TV Fun Fact: I went on a date with Chris Farley. God rest his soul. Quote: You Moos sure can party! If my life had a theme song, it would be..... Weezer's Troublemaker Skates: Reidell She-Devils WHITE SKATE CLUB! |
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